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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:17 pm 
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Here's a fun little game. Creepy and weird answers get extra points.

1. He's got a sweet little hair cut.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:20 pm 
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2. He has a Z in his surname

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 4:03 pm 
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He probably has dreamed of owning a pet monkey.

The monkey wears a hat.

T

p.s. I'm thinking the weirder they get, the more likely I am to steal them for UA purposes. :P


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:11 pm 
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4. He keeps me from spending my money on useful stuff.

For instance, I will buy Ordo Dracul because he was part of writing it. I don't like the NWoD that much, but I absolutely love everything he's written that I've read.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:23 am 
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Only cats and dogs can see him when he goes for his walks through your house.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:41 am 
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6.If his writing career ever fails (God forbid) he can always get a job as a writer for televangelists.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:20 pm 
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He sings a mean "Ice, Ice, Baby!"


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:39 pm 
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6.If his writing career ever fails (God forbid) he can always get a job as a writer for televangelists.


Hey, that's my dad's job.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:38 am 
You know that saying, "There's always someone better than you out there?" Greg Stolze has a list of all the people who are better than him at something--writing, baking brownies, scuba diving, what have you--that he checks daily. And every day, he makes a note of who's the next spot up. The next day, that person disappears, and Greg moves up a spot. So far, the missing persons count is up to the thousands, thanks to dilligent work.

Greg's not entirely sure what will happen if he reaches the top the list of a given category. He figures that he'll be the undeniable best at whatever skill he's topping, but at the same time, the list can be unpredictable. Sometimes a person will shift on the list if they're high or on mood-altering drugs. But usually there's a pattern, and Greg is intent on climbing the ladder in a few areas.

The only area of concern for him is the fact that he hasn't figured out what all of the skills are. "Phishing" was a bit of a mystery for him until a couple of years ago, for instance, and "metachem dispersal" is pretty hazy, too. There is also one skill which worries him greatly. It's called "Deciphering Our Plans Before It's Too Late," and he is third on the list. The second person on the list is his dead grandfather. The first is God.


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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 3:19 pm 
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I will forever love Greg for publicly admitting to zen oneness and a paralytic banana.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:20 pm 
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Solomon Birch and his torture devices. :shock:


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The Eye Biting Man.

It's the gift that keeps on giving!

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Do we have to have a reason?
Or only one reason?


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:30 pm 
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A reason to love the guy? His writing speaks for itself.

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